What a horse and an internet geek have in common? Yes, correct! They started a business together!
Thanks to the internet service called Shitexpress, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world. Well packed, with a handwritten, personalized message. Nobody will ever find out what a terrible thing you just did. The service promises 100% anonymity, thanks to Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? Or you better watch out, pal. If you receive such unexpected box with this note, you can start an investigation.
More info: shitexpress.com
They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!
I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?
AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.
You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies
